I HATE DIET SODA AND IT JUST GROSSED ME OUT SO I JUST SLAMMED IT DOWN NOT CARING IF IT SPILLED AND IT DID THIS. FUCK YOU TOO DIET DOCTOR PEPPER
Update: It seems the Diet Dr. Pepper has rallied the orange cream soda to join its cause in defying me.
Update: Dr Pepper has arranged an army.
Little does he know I have a trick up my sleeve.
Update: I have captured and tortured Dr. Pepper while his comrades watched.
The rebellion has been crushed.
What is wrong with this entire site.